Metal Gear News
MGS6 announced in seedy backroom; also, where is my kidney?
July 16, 2012 07:20 pm
I wasn't at Comic-Con this year because I was too busy having fun here in Los Angeles, but perhaps I missed out. Cliff Bleszinski alias CliffyB did not miss out. In fact, apparently Hideo Kojima took him by the hand and was shown some "crazy new secret stuff." I guess Kojima just learned about jelqing? Exciting stuff!
Seriously though, what the fuck could he have shown him? I don't know. Kojima knows, of course, as does Cliffy B. Seems like his wife knows too and... wait a damn minute...
But hey, look, someone on the internet who is undoubtedly a reliable source took these pictures and WOW HOLY SHIT METAL GEAR SOLID 5 OPEN GROUND RECONNAISSANCE ENDEAVOR DIAMANDU DOGU OGRE!!!!
Oh, wait, that's all? I did say I had fun in Los Angeles, right? I, too, was swept into some weird backroom sort of thing. I was terrified at first but then I was given a drink that tasted like a Jack and Coke with some weird aftertaste to it and then after a few hours where I was having so much fun I don't remember a fucking thing, I awoke somewhere in El Segundo with a huge scar over my right kidney, lying next to a passed out stranger who looked suspiciously a lot like Raging Raven. Confused, I looked at the photos on my iPhone and saw that I totally took this the previous night:
WOW HOLY SHIT METAL GEAR SOLID 6 YOU PEOPLE ARE EASILY FOOLED HUAHDHJASDANSDAJDAJNSD
SOURCE: The god damn internet, @therealcliffyb, NeoGAF, gouda, jdnation