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Editorial Articles
- Snake’s Revenge Still Sucks October 24, 2023 "I shouldn't have even rewritten this article."
- Don’t remake the Metal Gear Saga, re-release it November 3, 2021 "It’s a tragic irony that the barrier to entry can be so steep for newcomers."
- Is The Phantom Pain unfinished? September 5, 2021 "It just wasn’t the ending many fans wanted."
- Remaking “Why we should not stop at just remaking Metal Gear Solid” April 1, 2021 "This year, we remade the article into a hardcover book."
- The Curious Case of Tomokazu Fukushima June 21, 2020 "While this makes for an appealing David vs Goliath-esque narrative, does the reality live up to the legend?"
- Why we should not stop at just remaking Metal Gear Solid: April Fools 2019 April 1, 2019 "Gaming can lead a new era in entertainment where legacies never die. "
- 5 Reasons You Should Move on from Metal Gear May 3, 2018 "The idea of moving on. Leaving behind a legacy. Empowering the next generation."
- You Can Be Excited for Metal Gear Survive If You Want To (You Can Leave Your Friends Behind) July 31, 2017 "Konami still exists and will continue to exist."
- Nearly Twenty Years Later, the Original Metal Gear Solid Still Has a Unique Atmosphere May 24, 2017 "It stands solitary."
- Stop Feeling Sorrow and Fury over Metal Gear Survive August 21, 2016 "Let us stop pretending that Hideo Kojima was not a businessman."
- I Typed up This Stupid Shit for April Fools Last Year and Decided It Was Lame so Here It Is for This Year April 1, 2016 "This was going to be the April Fools Joke for 2015."
- Let It Be Game Over November 3, 2015 "In order to enjoy ourselves for the future, we have to let it be game over."
- A Few Things to Clear Up Before Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain August 31, 2015 "...there is a lot going on in the series that relates to The Phantom Pain."
- Hideo Kojima As Gaming’s Auteur Deserves To Be Credited As Such July 6, 2015 "The series reflects his personal creative vision."
- Should We Boycott The Phantom Pain Over an Erasure of Kojima’s Legacy? March 19, 2015 "Konami is attempting to erase a nearly thirty-year legacy."
- “Kept You Waiting, Huh?” is a Corporate Meme December 5, 2014 "The phrase has jumped the memetic shark."
- Against Remaking Classic Metal Gear September 4, 2014 "The type of remake that fans are asking for will essentially create brand new games to replace the old ones."
- How Ground Zeroes Made Me Simultaneously Excited and Worried for The Phantom Pain April 5, 2014 "The plot of Ground Zeroes feels like a demo."
- “I am Jack’s Revenge” or: How I “got” Revengeance and learned to “Have Some Fun!” December 18, 2011 "Why were you expecting something else?"
- How Peace Walker Took a Few Steps Backwards from Portable Ops October 4, 2011 "It would not only be unfair to completely disregard Portable Ops' merits over it's successor, but dishonest."
- What Kind of Metal Gear Fan Are You? March 29, 2011 "Maybe it'll explain what kind of a fan you are. Maybe it won't."
- The Argument For A Freer Canon January 3, 2011 "The Metal Gear series seriously needs to end."
- The First Handheld Metal Gear Game Could Have Been Shit November 24, 2010 "Little is actually known about this long lost canned title."
- A World of Men, Not Snakes October 17, 2010 "What the fuck is all of this business about "being a gun" and "putting guns down" or whatever?"
- Leaving All That Crap in San Hieronymo Behind July 18, 2010 "The two games are very similar."
- In Defense of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots May 13, 2010 "The game hardly constitutes a fiasco."
- Peace Walking Through Fan Deterrence October 24, 2009 "There had to be at least three things in the demo that you'd like changed."
- Give Kojima a Much Needed Break Already July 9, 2009 "I say we happily let it go in someone else's hands."
- April 30th? April 30, 2009 "We have to wonder, was Sons of Liberty really that far-off to the real world?"
- A NEXT METAL GEAR COULD BE… March 1, 2009 "There will be a Metal Gear game until people stop giving their money for them."
- Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes Does Not Live Up to the 1998 Original November 30, 2008 "The Twin Snakes simply doesn't hold up to the original."
- The 5 Dumbest Moments in Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots September 1, 2008 "I'm going to focus on things you probably haven't really thought about."
- HOW MGS4 WILL BE AWESOME: April Fools 2008 April 1, 2008 "Nearly everything is sarcastic as fuck and not to be taken seriously unless you are an idiot."
- Why Portable Ops is a Sign of Bad Things To Come February 20, 2008 "I consider it to be one of the weakest titles in the series."
- Tokyo Game Show 2005… Get The Fuck Over It! October 5, 2007 "Apparently this game now looks like shit, which ...is not true at all."
- Remote Ops: April Fools 2007 June 11, 2007 "I wanted to see the reactions. You guys delivered."
- Metal Gear Solid 4 on Xbox 360? Big fucking deal! February 1, 2007 "My point is that everyone needs to shut the fuck up about it."
- Metal Gear Solid 2: Get Over It! October 2, 2006 "Get over Raiden."
- Just a Reminder… (For Future Re-Releases) September 3, 2006 "Just in case Hideo Kojima reads this."
- The 5 Dumbest Moments in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater November 26, 2004 "There were quite a few dumb moments in Snake Eater."
- The 10 Dumbest Moments in the Metal Gear Series September 26, 2004 "There has been many times when you stared at the screen and could not believe the dumb shit you have just observed."
- Ultra Games: The Aftermath of Konami’s Hangover August 26, 2003 "I pull out a couple of spectacularly notable releases so that you may avoid the tragedy that is the “Ultra Games” brand."
- Snake’s Revenge Sucked August 26, 2003 "I'm pissed off that I wasted my time downloading the ROM file for free."