Konami, always being the quick bunch of fucks that they are, has finally released MGO Patch 1.36, which is said to do a bunch of cool shit like do your homework, pick up chicks for you, and skin your cat alive. But for some reason Konami won’t announce those. Here are all the features they are willing to announce.
・The issue, where the game’s connection would progressively suffer if the network connection was determined to be disconnected illegitimately at the start of the game, has been revised.
・Revisions have been made so the following behaviors are no longer possible:
* Performing of a particular action to throw an invisible grenade into the opponent’s screen to disrupt gameplay for other players
* Performing of a particular action to throw a grenade into only the opponent’s screen to disrupt gameplay for other players
・A portion of the system has been adjusted to address the following action:
* Prohibited actions that involve the manipulation of a network connection
-Players will no longer miss being pampered.
-Glitchers are innovative and resourceful, and so are we at Konami Entertainment. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our game and our players, and neither do we.
-You’re either with us or you’re against us.
・Drebin Points for weapons have been adjusted.
・Weapon paramaters have been adjusted.
・Skill paramaters have been adjusted.
・Skills for Unique Characters have been adjusted.
・Player Character movement has been increased overall.
・Idle Kicks have been implemented for Auto Matching.
Fuck you, Konami! You have alienated most of your userbase by fixing these problems! Whatever. Remember to try out for our MGO clan, but be patient because our bro-trainer might be in one of his been pong sessions.