A Future Without Bope Finishes Top Bronews On The #1 Gaming Website, MGS Social Bros!

Peace to all my fans and haters fuck off.
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BIG BOSS FIST MOTHERFUCKER

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Big Boss is back, and as epic as ever. He’s still the hero he always was, a strong leader, slappin bitches left and right. But memories from his past riddle through his mind, no matter how far he goes, or how many naked fist fights he gets in with Kaz, the haters never go away. So long as there a fags out there that diss MPO and provide depressing criticism, all I can predict is, as my old bro once said while he was more stoned than the Berlin Wall, A Future Without Brope…

Is this the end for the series we all loved?

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His reasons were that he has lost interest in the series and decided to have a life. Pffft. What a sucker. All this for a measly $15,000 that I managed to pay off by selling dope and other services.

This is a great day for bros everywhere. We have taken down a superpower of MGS-hate speech! Who knows what we will accomplish next!! 420nullz and I have been running this blog since the beginning of this year and we hope everyone stays.

For those of you that are new to the site, remember to check out our introduction and Our Mission outline.

I think the term “Classic Fan” should be changed to “Stupid Gay Crybaby Fan.”

Thanks to Tink Lube and Kunty J for participating in the very first edition of “MGS Social Bros Community Shout Out.”

Okay, I’m working on something cool for tomorrow. E-mail me a shout out to your best bro to jkillaz224@fukenbros.com.

yeah all yall haters out there let me ask you this. hold on fuck lol let me remember oh yes yes let me ask you haters, what other mgs game has been reviewed by high times? fucking nothing thats what. so yeah mgs4 is good enough for high times to light a joint and review. heres what they had to say:

The controls are complicated but not different from the previous PS2 releases from the series. Konami has added some new moves to Snake’s arsenal but they flow with the rest of the established MGS gameplay. A nice new addition to the game is the over the shoulder shooting system. Not found in previous MGS games, Snake can now ready his weapon with the aim button and the camera will shift to behind his back transforming the game into a 3^rd person shooter. This is an exciting new play device that makes firefights much more intense and speeds up the overall pace of the game.

fucking smart. high times knows whats up biches and you better recognize. anyways my gay mom is yelling at me to do my homework so let me just end this by saying that those whiny pussies who hate mgs4 sure got told.

EDIT: fuck yes bro found a link to the review online fucking read a review from an honerary mgs bro right here. 420nullz out.

Fucking Japs. Trying to conserve energy in a time of need. Whatever. At they got what they deserved for what they pulled at PERAL HARBOR! Hahahaha. Take THAT, individuals that had nothing to do with the decision to bomb Peral Harbor and probably weren’t even born at that point in time!

So while the servers are down, here are some fun things you could do to kill time;

1.) Kill Raikov

2.) Rank up your squad in MPO.

3.) Go outside.

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lol

I’m going to look up some EVA-H.

The survey is quite in-depth, which means it’s all tl;dr because of all those words. So instead, I’m going to list what I want here.

HOW PW2 WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!

1.) Reveal the five AI recreations of Big Boss.

After the gayness that was Raiden in MGS2, we need more fucking Big Boses (or is it Big Bossi?) So, the bosses in PW2 should be Chipher-created robotic AI controlled versions of Big Boss, just like how the Mammal Pod was a recreation of the Boss in PW! Technically the whole point of this would be pretty much the same as the Les Enfants Terribles project, but fuck you I’m smart.

2.) Don’t make it a console game.

Kojima hates the 360 for not being as powerful as the PS3. And while I’m still pissed off that RISING is on the 360, let’s face it; Ninja Raiden, no matter how epic, just isn’t Big Boss. Kojima made PW a PSP game because if it was a console game, Konami would force it to be multiplatform, which means the game would be limited by the 360′s shitty hardware. The potential for the game if it was a PS3 exclusive would just be a “what if?” scenario. I was glad that Kojima avoided this by making PW a PSP exclusive, even though the PSP is actually inferior to the 360 and thus is plagued with even more technological limitations.

Keep it up, Kojima. Stay loyal to the end! SONYFANBOY4LIEF NIGGA!!!!!

3.) Rip-off more storylines from Solid Snake’s games.

I fucking hate Solid Snake. He’s so gay. I wrote three BULLSHIT articles on why he’s so gay. That’s why Kojima should port everything awesome from the Solid Snake games to the Big Boss games. MPO and PW already worked hard on this, with MPO pretty much following the synopsis of MGS1 and Strangelove being a shameless Naomi Hunter clone. In PW2, I want to see Big Boss jump off of missiles and go through a room of fire, just like the microwave room in MGS4! And make a character that was as gay as Raiden in MGS2 so Big Boss can look more badass. And let us control Metal Gear ZEKE! Yeah, that would be rad.

4.) Infastructure mode!

Online was so epic in MPO+. Another reason why PW was dissapointing was that I couldn’t play online with my bros. Bring back online mode, even if the netcode will be shit anyway!

5.) Bring back MPO mission set-up. Remove the “Action” and “Hunter” control-types.

PW was okay, but it was plagued by the gameplay being dumbed down from MPO’s brilliant gameplat for the casual-old fanbase. You could only play as one character per mission, the maps weren’t bland boxes, and the controls weremuch more streamlined because people are too dense to understand the controls.

We want the first true sequel to MPO since MPO+. Make it happen, Kojima!

So if anyone wants to read this shit, go ahead and survey my shit for me. I’m gonna do a blunt and watch more “Jersey Shore.”

It’s a bro-thing.

You see, we here at MGSBros Social Club MGS Social Bros have a simple philosophy; Nothing after MGS3 is wrong. Everything is cool. It’s about brope, bropassion, bropathy, and brolerance. We are high, not only on weed, or coke, or mars rocks… but on LIFE.

I think it’s a privilege to call yourself a Bro. And it is something that you have to earn, and… because a Bro is supposed to do, he, or she has the ability to create a new and a better, more Broly world, and improve one’s own awesomeness. Being a Bro, you look at some hoe and you know absolutely that you can troll them.

So, for me, it really is KSA (Kickin’ Sweet Ass), and it’s just like, it’s something that… there’s a time I went through MPO, capping Soviet fags in the head and amassing my army, and I said, “You know what…” When I played it, I just went poof!, “This is it. That’s exactly it.”

Being a Bro, when you drive past an accident, it’s not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one that can really profit off of the money found in the dead/injured guy’s wallet. I mean, what the fuck is he going to do with the money when he’s DEAD? Okay, maybe he could use it if he was just injured, but… whatever. All I know is I put good use to that $20 bill I got off some old lady when I “accidentally” knocked her to the fucking curb. Kit-Kat bars are the shit!

That’s… that’s what drives me, is that I know we have an opportunity, and… to really help for the first time effectively troll people’s lives, and I’m dedicated to that. I’m gonna, I’m absolutely, uncompromisingly dedicated to that.

For those that wish to join the Brotherhood of Win, here is the “MGS Social Bros Code of Honor”, also known as, “The Bro Code.”

• During a MGO match, never desert a comrade in need, in danger or in trouble. If a hoe on the other team tries to kill your bro, kill him. Even if your bro is already dead. Avenge the fallen!

• Never withdraw allegiance once granted. Once a bro is already a bro. And stop quiting our clan just because the guy who runs our training servers is a registered pedophile! You know deep down inside you you would bang Sunny. Well, I wouldn’t because I’m not a fucking pedo.

• Never desert a group to which you owe your support. Just like above. We MADE YOU who you are! You can’t turn your back on that!

• Never disparage yourself or minimize your strength of power. Always keep your rank up and squash old fags/RISING haters/Solid Snake fanboys in the balls!

• You always need praise, approval or sympathy. If you don’t fit in with us, you are a faggot. Go die and eat shit.

• Never compromise with your own reality. You know I am right so there’s no need to think!

• Never permit your affinity to be alloyed. If you see some idiot Solid Snake fanboy trying to say Big Boss was a bad guy, you set him straight with the power or circular reasoning and selective ignorance!

• Do not give or receive communication unless you yourself desire it. Julie, stop calling me! I don’t care if it’s mine! You’re fucking ugly! I don’t want to waste my life with you!

• Your self-determinism and your honor are more important than your immediate life. You’ll always come back in the respawn zone.

• Never regret yesterday. That aspie totally deserved that black eye for looking at you funny.

• Never fear to hurt another in a just cause. Hey, he was looking at you funny! Who cares if he had turrets?

• Don’t desire to be liked or admired. You know that everyone wants to be me!

• Be your own adviser, keep your own counsel and select your own decisions, so long as I agree with them.

• Be the truest bro you know.

I expect “The Bro Code” to be followed tightly, or else you are just a hoe.