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Peace to all my fans and haters fuck off.
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BIG BOSS FIST MOTHERFUCKER

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Big Boss is back, and as epic as ever. He’s still the hero he always was, a strong leader, slappin bitches left and right. But memories from his past riddle through his mind, no matter how far he goes, or how many naked fist fights he gets in with Kaz, the haters never go away. So long as there a fags out there that diss MPO and provide depressing criticism, all I can predict is, as my old bro once said while he was more stoned than the Berlin Wall, A Future Without Brope…

Is this the end for the series we all loved?

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Sup, bros? In case you missed all the news about RISING, here’s a quick recap;

I think the term “Classic Fan” should be changed to “Stupid Gay Crybaby Fan.”

Thanks to Tink Lube and Kunty J for participating in the very first edition of “MGS Social Bros Community Shout Out.”

Okay, I’m working on something cool for tomorrow. E-mail me a shout out to your best bro to [email protected].

yo its yo homie 420nullz here and i just found an amazing review of mgs4 by the accredited magazine high times. at first i thought i might have accidently ate the wrong cookies and forgot i was reading some gamepro or some shit but naw dawg this was high times with a motherfucking review for mgs4.

yeah all yall haters out there let me ask you this. hold on fuck lol let me remember oh yes yes let me ask you haters, what other mgs game has been reviewed by high times? fucking nothing thats what. so yeah mgs4 is good enough for high times to light a joint and review. heres what they had to say:

The controls are complicated but not different from the previous PS2 releases from the series. Konami has added some new moves to Snake’s arsenal but they flow with the rest of the established MGS gameplay. A nice new addition to the game is the over the shoulder shooting system. Not found in previous MGS games, Snake can now ready his weapon with the aim button and the camera will shift to behind his back transforming the game into a 3^rd person shooter. This is an exciting new play device that makes firefights much more intense and speeds up the overall pace of the game.

fucking smart. high times knows whats up biches and you better recognize. anyways my gay mom is yelling at me to do my homework so let me just end this by saying that those whiny pussies who hate mgs4 sure got told.

EDIT: fuck yes bro found a link to the review online fucking read a review from an honerary mgs bro right here. 420nullz out.

Yesterday, a giant fucking earthquake hit Japan, killing hundreds, or even over a thousand, lives. What’s worse, a nuclear fucking reactor exploded. Thankfully, Kojima said he was alright (see left), but now I wish that Jap faggot wasn’t, because he fucking took down the MGO servers temporarily!

Fucking Japs. Trying to conserve energy in a time of need. Whatever. At they got what they deserved for what they pulled at PERAL HARBOR! Hahahaha. Take THAT, individuals that had nothing to do with the decision to bomb Peral Harbor and probably weren’t even born at that point in time!

So while the servers are down, here are some fun things you could do to kill time;

1.) Kill Raikov

2.) Rank up your squad in MPO.

3.) Go outside.

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lol

I’m going to look up some EVA-H.

Last week, Konami lauched the MGS Survey, which asks the community to give feedback for how they could improve a potential Peace Walker sequel.

The survey is quite in-depth, which means it’s all tl;dr because of all those words. So instead, I’m going to list what I want here.

HOW PW2 WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!

1.) Reveal the five AI recreations of Big Boss.

After the gayness that was Raiden in MGS2, we need more fucking Big Boses (or is it Big Bossi?) So, the bosses in PW2 should be Chipher-created robotic AI controlled versions of Big Boss, just like how the Mammal Pod was a recreation of the Boss in PW! Technically the whole point of this would be pretty much the same as the Les Enfants Terribles project, but fuck you I’m smart.

2.) Don’t make it a console game.

Kojima hates the 360 for not being as powerful as the PS3. And while I’m still pissed off that RISING is on the 360, let’s face it; Ninja Raiden, no matter how epic, just isn’t Big Boss. Kojima made PW a PSP game because if it was a console game, Konami would force it to be multiplatform, which means the game would be limited by the 360′s shitty hardware. The potential for the game if it was a PS3 exclusive would just be a “what if?” scenario. I was glad that Kojima avoided this by making PW a PSP exclusive, even though the PSP is actually inferior to the 360 and thus is plagued with even more technological limitations.

Keep it up, Kojima. Stay loyal to the end! SONYFANBOY4LIEF NIGGA!!!!!

3.) Rip-off more storylines from Solid Snake’s games.

I fucking hate Solid Snake. He’s so gay. I wrote three BULLSHIT articles on why he’s so gay. That’s why Kojima should port everything awesome from the Solid Snake games to the Big Boss games. MPO and PW already worked hard on this, with MPO pretty much following the synopsis of MGS1 and Strangelove being a shameless Naomi Hunter clone. In PW2, I want to see Big Boss jump off of missiles and go through a room of fire, just like the microwave room in MGS4! And make a character that was as gay as Raiden in MGS2 so Big Boss can look more badass. And let us control Metal Gear ZEKE! Yeah, that would be rad.

4.) Infastructure mode!

Online was so epic in MPO+. Another reason why PW was dissapointing was that I couldn’t play online with my bros. Bring back online mode, even if the netcode will be shit anyway!

5.) Bring back MPO mission set-up. Remove the “Action” and “Hunter” control-types.

PW was okay, but it was plagued by the gameplay being dumbed down from MPO’s brilliant gameplat for the casual-old fanbase. You could only play as one character per mission, the maps weren’t bland boxes, and the controls weremuch more streamlined because people are too dense to understand the controls.

We want the first true sequel to MPO since MPO+. Make it happen, Kojima!

So if anyone wants to read this shit, go ahead and survey my shit for me. I’m gonna do a blunt and watch more “Jersey Shore.”

It’s a bro-thing.

A few days ago, some gay Japanese gaming news site for gay weeaboo faggots reported that Konami will release the Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker artbook on the 17th of this month, which was yesterday. Why won’t I get it? Because Shinkawa sucks penis compared to Ashley Wood. Why couldn’t Wood do all of the cutscenes for Peace Walker? Shinkawa is so gay and untalented and draws lolicon.

So fuck this shit. I’m going to end this news article with some motherfucking Ashley Wood!

Peace my niggaz. Now I’m going to fap to Ursula.

Seriously. What. The. Fuck.

Kojima’s being a weird jap man again. When he isn’t informing us on thought provoking issues like his dinner, he keeps dropping hints about his upcoming “devil project.”

Not much is known about what exactly this “devil project” is, but after looking up “devil” and “world war ii” on Google, I have come to the conclusion that this is a game about the Boss in World War II as part of the Devil’s Brigade before she formed the Cobra Unit. I have proof, srs. HEre’s a screenshot;

Expected release date is rumored to be around Quarter 2 2014, but we’re all going to die next year because of some solar maximum black hole shit so it won’t fucking matter.

Konami, always being the quick bunch of fucks that they are, has finally released MGO Patch 1.36, which is said to do a bunch of cool shit like do your homework, pick up chicks for you, and skin your cat alive. But for some reason Konami won’t announce those. Here are all the features they are willing to announce.

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Revision Points
・The issue, where the game’s connection would progressively suffer if the network connection was determined to be disconnected illegitimately at the start of the game, has been revised.
・Revisions have been made so the following behaviors are no longer possible:
* Performing of a particular action to throw an invisible grenade into the opponent’s screen to disrupt gameplay for other players
* Performing of a particular action to throw a grenade into only the opponent’s screen to disrupt gameplay for other players
・A portion of the system has been adjusted to address the following action:
* Prohibited actions that involve the manipulation of a network connection

Decision Points

-Players will no longer miss being pampered.

-Glitchers are innovative and resourceful, and so are we at Konami Entertainment. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our game and our players, and neither do we.

-You’re either with us or you’re against us.

Specification Changes

・Drebin Points for weapons have been adjusted.
・Weapon paramaters have been adjusted.
・Skill paramaters have been adjusted.
・Skills for Unique Characters have been adjusted.
・Player Character movement has been increased overall.
・Idle Kicks have been implemented for Auto Matching.

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Fuck you, Konami! You have alienated most of your userbase by fixing these problems! Whatever. Remember to try out for our MGO clan, but be patient because our bro-trainer might be in one of his been pong sessions.