Last week, Konami lauched the MGS Survey, which asks the community to give feedback for how they could improve a potential Peace Walker sequel.
The survey is quite in-depth, which means it’s all tl;dr because of all those words. So instead, I’m going to list what I want here.
HOW PW2 WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!
1.) Reveal the five AI recreations of Big Boss.
After the gayness that was Raiden in MGS2, we need more fucking Big Boses (or is it Big Bossi?) So, the bosses in PW2 should be Chipher-created robotic AI controlled versions of Big Boss, just like how the Mammal Pod was a recreation of the Boss in PW! Technically the whole point of this would be pretty much the same as the Les Enfants Terribles project, but fuck you I’m smart.
2.) Don’t make it a console game.
Kojima hates the 360 for not being as powerful as the PS3. And while I’m still pissed off that RISING is on the 360, let’s face it; Ninja Raiden, no matter how epic, just isn’t Big Boss. Kojima made PW a PSP game because if it was a console game, Konami would force it to be multiplatform, which means the game would be limited by the 360′s shitty hardware. The potential for the game if it was a PS3 exclusive would just be a “what if?” scenario. I was glad that Kojima avoided this by making PW a PSP exclusive, even though the PSP is actually inferior to the 360 and thus is plagued with even more technological limitations.
Keep it up, Kojima. Stay loyal to the end! SONYFANBOY4LIEF NIGGA!!!!!
3.) Rip-off more storylines from Solid Snake’s games.
I fucking hate Solid Snake. He’s so gay. I wrote three BULLSHIT articles on why he’s so gay. That’s why Kojima should port everything awesome from the Solid Snake games to the Big Boss games. MPO and PW already worked hard on this, with MPO pretty much following the synopsis of MGS1 and Strangelove being a shameless Naomi Hunter clone. In PW2, I want to see Big Boss jump off of missiles and go through a room of fire, just like the microwave room in MGS4! And make a character that was as gay as Raiden in MGS2 so Big Boss can look more badass. And let us control Metal Gear ZEKE! Yeah, that would be rad.
4.) Infastructure mode!
Online was so epic in MPO+. Another reason why PW was dissapointing was that I couldn’t play online with my bros. Bring back online mode, even if the netcode will be shit anyway!
5.) Bring back MPO mission set-up. Remove the “Action” and “Hunter” control-types.
PW was okay, but it was plagued by the gameplay being dumbed down from MPO’s brilliant gameplat for the casual-old fanbase. You could only play as one character per mission, the maps weren’t bland boxes, and the controls weremuch more streamlined because people are too dense to understand the controls.
We want the first true sequel to MPO since MPO+. Make it happen, Kojima!
So if anyone wants to read this shit, go ahead and survey my shit for me. I’m gonna do a blunt and watch more “Jersey Shore.”
It’s a bro-thing.