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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:07 pm Post subject:

Someone get me a cigar, I'm a father

I don;'t know how it happened since I'm super careful about this sort of shit but according to a bill that has a very good chance of passing in Arizona, I'm a father!

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2012/04/09/arizona-bill-says-pregnancy-begins-during-last-menstrual-period-before-conception/

Anyways, what should I be looking forward to? Honestly I'm kind of scared, I'm not ready to be a father just yet.

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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:35 pm Post subject:

I'll send you an Acid. They're flavored so they're easy to get into for non-cigar smokers.

Also, Arizona has discovered the secret to rewriting reality. I think we should congratulate them on their brilliance.

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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:36 pm Post subject:

Dude we're all fathers!

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:14 pm Post subject:

Holy fuck what

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:37 pm Post subject:

Party at my house on father's day!

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:02 pm Post subject:

Awww, I'll never be a daddy.

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:07 pm Post subject:

You may already be a mother in Arizona.

Congratulations!

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:13 pm Post subject:

Not yet! I'm still a single virgin in Phila. One thing at a time!

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:16 pm Post subject:

You didn't read the link at the beginning, did you? You're having a miracle baby according to a proposed bill!

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:27 pm Post subject:

I did read it, but I thought I had to have sex to conceive a baby?

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:38 pm Post subject:

That bill is defying reality. Happy motherhood!

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:40 pm Post subject:

Thanks! I should celebrate Mothers Day then next month!

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:37 pm Post subject:

... wait Julia still has her v-card?

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:58 am Post subject:

Yes I do.

I just never met anyone that I felt that close to.

I gotta get out of this town, or I have to meet a Doctor from out of town. Or just meet someone who wants something special. Anyone can get laid, ya know?

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:31 am Post subject:

Hello,
I have a Ph.D. in Sexology and a special interest in something special, catch my drift?

P.S.: I live out of town. Cool

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