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3rdmillhouse
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What if this is just a plot for Kojima to get himself fired?

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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:20 pm Post subject:

Zerim wrote:

Why aren't there more comments in this thread? You faggots scared?

Wait till I'm done jacking off, I need both hands cause I got bad motor skills.

Zerim wrote:

There's seriously no doubt at all in my mind that they have something going on.

I agree. And just look at her:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/75448907@N00/2573611501

I'd cheat on my wife with Yumi Kikuchi all day.

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HOLY FUCK!!!!! Shocked

Do you guys remember that email that Frankaster got from Geoff Keighley, asking him not to divulge a certain embarassing picture of Mr. Kojima?? What if??

BELIEVE

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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:03 am Post subject:

Lol that was a really really good read! Please, do a part 2 or write something else.
I don't really like Yumi that much tbh though, I'm more of a fan of Tomoko, would be more satisfied if something was (also) going on with them two http://www.flickr.com/photos/milkman/2571919171/in/photostream

3rdmillhouse
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What if this is just a plot for Kojima to get himself fired?

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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:47 am Post subject:

OMFG, Kojima is actually capable of smiling.

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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:22 pm Post subject:

Best fanfic ever. Seriously.

I'm missing the context here though. Is this just a random joke or were there highly suggestive tweets or something?

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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:02 am Post subject:

The tweets, them two being close all the fucking time, him putting her all over his games, her laughing at his every joke and supporting everything he says, and much more.

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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:17 pm Post subject:

Raynes wrote:

Ms Tomoko caught my eye, too. I'd fuck em both.

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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:14 pm Post subject:

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I'm missing the context here though. Is this just a random joke or were there highly suggestive tweets or something?

This all dates back to the day we saw the first next gen MGS4 trailer at TGS... Kojima is a man of many lovers... there were all kinds of women involved... there was Rina Akiyama... Minako Komukai ... Akina Minami... Jade Raymond... the Beauty and Beast Corps (all of them) etc. etc. etc. and it has been going on ever since. Not even the Dam that was Ryan Payton could contain it. All that working out, eating healthy, trips to the States and Europe and other exotic locations, 14y.o. magazine idols and on and on it goes... such scandalous things!

We're all going to feel terrible one day when our manufactured celebrity relationship gossip about Kojima reaches Mrs. Kojima and she divorces him merely out of suspicion and internet joke rumors run amuck and takes his son away with her when Kojima hasn't even ever done anything...

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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:38 pm Post subject:

Zerim
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:50 pm Post subject:

I actually wanted to put that photo at the end of the story, but couldn't find it at the time.

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:26 am Post subject:

Zerim wrote:

Why aren't there more comments in this thread? You faggots scared?

I cant read that well

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:15 pm Post subject:

Good Read.

I love how you incorporated him tweeting food and turning on the tv to not feel lonely. If there's ever a game made of Kojima Adventures or something, you could be the writer. It'd be great.

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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:18 pm Post subject:

Just makes you wanna go d'awwwww, doesn't it?

www.kjp.konami.jp/gs/hideoblog_e/2005/10/000033.html

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I received mail from Tokyo. It came with a sweet, nostalgic photograph as well as news from a past acquaintance.

The photograph was taken in a back room at TGS. The mail came from Yumi-chan who held the stage as MC. We had a lot of fun despite how busy we were. A month has already passed since then.

I disappeared into private reverie, standing amid Nasu's nature . . . lost in memories that remained from Makuhari Messe (where TGS was held). I feel as though it had happened only yesterday.

I looked at my countenance smiling up from the photograph. The memory of my past satisfaction preserved on film rejuvenated me.

I said goodbye to Yumi-chan and my past self. A knot bobbed in my throat.

I took a hot spring bath around midnight. Afterwards, rather then return to my room, I joined everyone in the sports bar.

I have a hunch that I'm going to sing quite a bit tonight.

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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:07 pm Post subject:

Wait, what the fuck... they... huh.

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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:10 pm Post subject:

Clearly they "rekindled" their relationship because he's obviously been banging her ever since, or at the very least as recently as June 2012. I always knew something was odd. In 2008 during the MGS4 signing he was sitting unusually close to her at the table, and when I spoke to her in Japanese she giggled a bit and he kept looking over with a serious face.

Then she kept appearing in various games and events and the final straw where I really just threw my hands up and started all this shit was when for no reason she was suddenly voicing the old lady kicking Rocco out of the store in the MGS HD MEGA 64 spoof. Like... What? Really? You needed Yumi for that? This mainly began from a massive amount of jokes at their expense started from my observations of their overabundant "hanging out".

I always knew there was something there... To believe otherwise is just silly. In Japan, models also work as high-class escorts in their off time and usually hang on the arms of important Japanese businessmen or people. Could that 2005 reminiscence have just been puppy love? That turned into something more as Kojima-san became more famous? Who the hell knows... The dude gave her a fan with her face on it. He was boning her.

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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:28 pm Post subject:

They could just be friends with a strange mutual understanding about certain things that nobody else gets and would probably at least shack it up if their life circumstances were different and Kojima was not a married man.

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