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He opened the door and immediately threw his bags inside before his hand reached in awkwardly through the half-open door trying to find the light switch. He stepped in, faced the switch and turned it on, and his 5 star hotel room was illuminated as the lights turned on softly. He went over the bags and quickly turned on the TV. He threw the remote on to the bed, walked over to the bags and took a peek inside before he placed them at the corner near a window. The bags were filled with promotion material for this whole new HD Collection thing.

He went to the bathroom, washed his hands and face, removed the band off the toilet seat that indicated it was "cleaned", threw it in the bin, and got out of the room. The TV was on but he wasn't even listening. He dropped to sit onto the end of the bed and sighed, tired.

He stared at the carpet for a while, his mind thinking a million thoughts and he let the minutes go by. Then he leaned back and looked around the room.

Pictures of Snake, Kaz and others stared at him from some fans they were printed on out of one of the bags. He looked at the intense look on Snake's High Definition face and rolled his eyes at how much his characters had begun to suck after years of overuse. He took off his glasses and put them on the bed next to the one he was on. Why the hell couldn't they just get him a room for one, anyway? The empty bed just reminded him of his loneliness among the crowds that cheered his name.

And just like that, his mind slipped into that place again, that place he told himself he wouldn't visit. Yumi Kikuchi. Her sweet smile, her wild fragrance, her black walnut hair.

"No. Stop." He said to himself, out loud. He was a married man. He had a son he had to think about. Him and his wife were just getting older now, it was normal for them to no longer be wildly in love, but like adults they'd just have to live with it and move on.

Yumi smiling at him, waving and yelling "KOJIMA-SAN!! Looking good! I'll have to keep my eye on you or the ladies here will just steal you away!"

She was just a playful person that way, he told himself. He was married. He had a son. That was the end of it. He was extremely lucky no one really learned about what happened between him and Jade Redmond a few years back, and he sure as hell wasn't about to try his luck again.

He let his tired body fall back onto the sheets. He was asleep before his head hit the pillow.

But he dreamed.

----

The next morning Kojima woke up, dragged his increasingly rebellious body to the shower, and with the newfound energy from the shower, decided to explore the hotel before the Konami events started and the executives began to make him run around from one thing to the next like an idiot. He ended up in the hotel's restaurant, and breakfast had started, so he took a plate and got in line.

He caught his eyes hopefully looking for Yumi. He was too hungry to let that debate go on any further in his head. He got some sausage and eggs, some fried peppers, and some cheese omelet and after weirdly looking around for a bit, sat down near a window that overlooked the hotel's massive parking grounds. Sunshine came in from the window, but he didn't mind it one bit, he liked the morning sun. He took out his iPhone and took a picture of his meal and tweeted it before he dug in. "A bit heavy for a breakfast but I just wanted something to fill me up before the events began." -Tweeted one second ago. Perfect. He impatiently dropped the iPhone and started eating.

A moment later, he heard his phone ring. KOI NO YOKUSHIRYO-- And Yumi's face appeared on the caller screen. He told himself to be calm and picked it up.

"Hello?"
"GOOD MORNING KOJIMA-SAN! WHERE ARE YOU!?"
"Oh-" he swallowed his food and continued,
"I'm at the restaurant eating breakfast. Where are you?"
"Oh Kojima-san! Why don't you think of others for a change! Why didn't you invite me to have breakfast together!" she said playfully.
He once again became painfully aware of his preference towards social isolation. He quickly picked up though,
"Oh, of course- I mean, come join me, where are you now?"
"I'm heading down there!"
"Okay," he said, looking around, "You'll find me near the windows".
"See you!" she said, and hung up.

He looked around nervously. This uncertainty was killing him. Why couldn't people just be direct in their social interactions? Why couldn't they just say what they wanted to say and leave no room for guess work. She was coming here? Was she going to be coming alone? Why did she do that? Did she actually like him, or was she just being playful?

Kojima fixed his shirt and wiped bread crumbs off of him and started staring at the door. He didn't want to be caught eating so he just stopped and waited. A few minutes passed, and the food smelled too good to be ignored anymore. He took a forkful, and-

"Good morning! What are you eating there!?"
She grabbed him by his shoulders and caught him by surprise. His mouth was full. Damn it.

"Wh-what are-- where-"
"I used the door at the back, it's closer to my room." She said. "I hoped I could surprise you!"

They sat. She looked around and started getting up again, "Oh, I didn't get any food yet! Haha!"
He got up with her, "I'll bring you"
She said "No I've got it" and he said "I'll just come with you" And when she started opening her mouth he continued, "I wanted more of this fried pepper anyway, so it's a good excuse!"

"STUPID! STUPID! Calm down!!" he said to himself in his head. They walked and got in line. His mind was racing furiously to find something appropriate to talk about but couldn't think of anything. Eventually she turned to him and said "SO! I hope you've slept well!"

"Y-yeah." he blurted. "U-uh, h-how about-- how about you?! Did you sleep well!?"

She looked at him awkwardly but amused, put her hand on her shoulder and laughing, said "Yes, yes I have! Hahahaha! Oh Kojima-san!"

He didn't exactly get it, but he went with it since she seemed so happy. They got their food and returned to their table, only to find there was a man sitting there now.

He looked over at her, and she was looking at him. Normally Kojima would just quietly find himself another table, but he felt under pressure to say something.

"Uh, hey sir, we were sitting there."

The man looked at him from head to toe, and said "Oh, okay, sorry sir, here, I'll find another place to sit."

"Thank you," said Kojima, "and sorry!" - and he immediately got angry with himself again, the apology wasn't necessary!

They sat and started eating. Yumi sure had a passion for food, she was eating like a marathon runner!

"I love breakfast!" She said between her mouthfuls of food. She took a sip from her tea. He loved the fact that she didn't bother to eat "kindly" like all the other women did. She was such a free spirit. "When I was a kid, my dad always made us this-" she pointed with her fork at the sausage omelet, "I still love it no matter how it's cooked!"

"Yeah. I love it too. It's not that good for you, so I can't eat a lot but it sure is a struggle to control myself!" They smiled. She started slicing the whole sausage on her plate with her knife.

"My dad cooked the sausage whole, no slicing." She said. "But it'd be indecent to eat it like that here!" she said and burst into laughter.

Kojima picked it up a second later and he VERY NERVOUSLY joined her laugh.

--

The Konami events were LOUD- very, very loud. But his ears quickly got used to the constant J-Pop and scratchy voices of seemingly-underage-but-not-really female characters as they walked in the doors of the hotel's HUGE expo area. There were at least 30 Konami people with them, and security was trying to clear a way through the crows so they could get into the special corridors that lead to the stage. Yumi Kikuchi grabbed his arm and got close. He was too busy to get nervous.

"HEY! SO WHEN ARE WE GOING UP THERE?" She shouted, pointing at the stage as they kept walking.

He leaned in and put his hand next to his ear, "WHAT?"

"I SAID," she got closer to him and shouted over the J-Pop- "WHEN WILL WE BE ON STAGE?"

"I DON'T KNOW, REALLY". He shouted back. He looked around and found a Konami official. "HEY!" He touched his shoulder to get his attention. "HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHEN WE'LL BE GOING ON STAGE?"

The man looked at him for another second, then he lifted his eyebrows as a "AHA" sign, looked at his watch, and shouted back, "ABOUT 30 MINUTES SIR!"

He raised his hand as in to say "thanks", and turned to Yumi, who was looking at him. " HE SAYS ABOUT 30 MINUTES" he shouted, smiling because of all the shouting. She smiled too "THAT'S TOO BAD"

"WHAT"

"I SAID THAT'S TOO BAD!" she said

"WHY?"

"BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING BEFORE WE WENT ON"

"THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF TIME, YOU STILL CAN!"

"AH, BUT I WAS HOPING- DAMN THIS MUSIC IS LOUD!- I WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T LAST THAT SHORT"

"WHAT"

She just gestured a "forget it" and they kept walking. Finally, the backstage was a little quieter, the bass of the huge speakers still shaking the ground and tickling their internal organs and pressing on their eardrums.

A hundred men were working around and on Kojima. Placing microphones on him, fixing his hair, fixing his clothes, telling him what to do, handing him cards, introducing him to people, giving him the schedule. She looked over to Yumi, and she was looking at him, but she seemed incredibly distracted. Like she didn't even notice they were looking at each other. One of the tech guys' hair got in his mouth and he said "hey", the guy apologized and they kept working on him. Someone in dirty overalls shouted "ALRIGHT WE GOT 25 MINUTES, GET THE LIGHTS READY!" as he ran past, holding his headphones. The men around Kojima scattered and he was free as he waited. Yumi walked over to him and said, "Kojima-san! Busy man again huh? Look at you! Everyone's buzzing around you like worker bees!" she laughed. "Stealing the hearts of all the ladies today, I'm sure!"

She then looked down. He couldn't tell if she was sad, or smiling, or anything. "She raised her head a bit, bit her lip, and said, "Hey, you got a minute? I still want to show you something."

He looked around and said, "yeah, why not?"

She took his hand and started pulling him towards the corridor. The corridors were unbelievably empty as all the personnel had gathered near the backstage to prepare for the main events. She started walking fast, and eventually started running. And he kept up, laughing, asked "What are you doing? Where are we going? Yumi?"

She turned around and laughed "Hold on, you'll see in a second!"

She opened a door and peeked inside. She pulled him in. The door led into an empty room with no windows. There were some boxes and stuff laying around, but otherwise the room looked deserted.

She turned and looked up at him with large eyes.

"What are we doing here Yumi?"

She responded immediately. "Hideo. I love you."

His mind took two seconds to process. And when he came back, he could see her getting scared of his silence.

He took her hand into his and looked into her eyes.

"I- I love you too Yumi. I- I LOVE YOU!" he said. She laughed and he joined her.

"Oh my god!" She said, putting her hand on his chest. "Do you know how LONG I've waited to say this? I was SO afraid you'd reject me. You're so great, I have no hope to ever match up with you. I-"

He cut her off. "Yumi, you're perfect. I adore you. I always did. Why do you think I put your posters all around my games? Why did I get you to wear those-" he paused. "To wear those sexy Beauty and Beast catsuits for 4? I adore you, Yumi. I just was too afraid to go ahead with my feelings."

She got close to him. He could hear her breathing and smell her powerful fragrance.

They stared at each other and a whole lot was going on in that emptiness. They began to kiss, passionately. Yumi unbuttoned his carefully-placed clothes and threw his jacket onto the floor. While Kojima walked into her, eventually picked her up by her legs and pinned her against the wall as he slid his hand up her legs and reached into her skirt. Her firm skin was boiling with heat. His breathing was rapid, like he was climbing a mountain. His throat knotted. He swallowed hard and kissed her again. She began unbuckling his belt, her hands panicky and touching everywhere, trying to get it done.

He sucked on her neck as he reached down and helped her. The belt unbuckled and he unbuttoned his pants- which proved to be harder than he thought with one hand, the other supporting her leg- and the roof of his hand was touching the crotch of her adjacent panties. His member was rock hard- he had never had an erection like this before. She was licking his ear, his hair, his sweat, anything "him". He finally reached his boxer briefs and slid them down, painfully as his member was too hard to get out of the rubber band of the shorts. But then it sprung out and was out in the open. His hand now free, he reached into the back of her loose shirt and started running his hand up and down her smooth warm skin. He slowly got his memeber closer to her crotch and eventually it was pressing against her panties. He rubbed himself up and down her, their entire bodies dancing along the wall they were pinned on, tasting each other with a crazy rhythm, blood pressure making their eardrums deaf to anything else.

Kojima looked into her eyes as he reached down again, sliding her panties down her legs. It proved to be too hard, and Yumi just reached down and ripped it out. They looked at each other and he pressed in.

Yumi's vagina was the tightest thing he had ever felt. Even with her body weight pressing down on him, he had to push up with his knees and toes to penetrate into her. After his head was inside, the rest of him slided in and was enveloped snugly. They stopped and looked at each other, her eyes were filled with surprise and excitement. He started thrusting up and down and she responded, their entire bodies moving with each stroke. He could feel himself digging deep into her with every tight push. The wet friction was driving them wild. He licked her neck and she dug her fingers into his back. He pushed, furiously, her body jumping with pain and pleasure. He started to pant and she started to moan. This went on for another two minutes, then he slid his hands down her back and her tummy, and down her legs where he lifted her and put her down. His member slid out of her and he noticed how cold it was outside her.

He led her to the nearby desk and she lay her arms on it, presenting her backside to him. He stood and admired her beauty as his member hovered over her pink opening. He once again pushed into her warm, tight body and with some effort he was inside and she moaned. He started pushing in and out again, and placed his torso on her back, their skins touching as he smelled her hair. His hand reached into her shirt again and played with her breasts, and the other held her elegant neck and he slid a finger between her lips and half-open jaw. She sucked on his finger with closed eyes as she rocked herself back and forth with his every stroke. Their bodies danced with this harmony for an endless amount of time as the tension built. He eventually grabbed her bottom, and began to ram into it strongly. She had lost herself and was screaming with joy. He finally buried his member deep into her tight body and ejected himself into her as she gasped and screamed with uncontrollable pleasure.

"I can feel it!" she exclaimed, breathing heavily, "I can feel your hot seed deep inside me! It's so good!"

He turned her around and kissed her passionately.

Then, as if from another planet altogether, his phone rang. They both looked at each other scared, remembering the events were only 30 minutes afar about a hundred years ago. They quickly picked up their clothes and Kojima answered.

"H-Hello? Hello?"
"Hey Kojima-san. You almost ready? We can't find you anywhere!" said the voice of a busy staff member.
"Oh, I'm on my way. How much time left?" He said. She was putting on her shoes.
"Not much! Only about...." the voice paused and he looked over at her, and nodded that they weren't too late yet- "about two minutes Kojima-san! You must hurry!!"

He looked over at her and she smiled to him. "We'll make it." he said and ended the call. A minute later, they were both ready at the backstage. Some Konami person came up to him and started leading him to the stage. "Your hair's a mess again! What'd you do? Ah hell whatever, just get out there!" he said. The crowd cheered as Kojima walked on stage, still feeling like he was in another world.

It was a good day.