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Kinsoku Jiko
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:37 pm    Post subject:  

Julia wrote:
Kinsoku Jiko wrote:
No, he's just halfcast.


Kinsoku Jiko wrote:
He's half Jamaican; He is also half black.


This had me loling.... and I never heard of "halfcast" it's kinda cute. =)

It's apparently a racist term though... ¬.¬

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:45 pm    Post subject:  

Had adream about an earthquake. It destroyed a bunch of stuff and I couldn't find my sister and my family wanted to leave her. It sucked.
I always get the weirdest dreams after I go back to sleep after waking up.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:49 pm    Post subject:  

I had sleep paralysis once. I couldn't anything, not even my eyes, but I could feel that I was in my bed. I really didn't think anything of it and simply dozed off.

What's even worse is when your heart starts pounding in a dream. I think I'm going to have a heart attack while sleeping. I really don't know what got me all excited to begin with, I just tried to calm down but my heart took its time.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:29 pm    Post subject:  

I hate it when I try to sleep, and dream about going down some stairs, then I trip on something and am about to fall down. In reaction to this I get up quite forcefully. Makes me don't want to sleep. Fuckin dream.

I once had the weirdest dream: I was going down some stairs with a tank top and some jeans Laughing while having a sweeper in my hands. I got to some sort of garage. Then I turned around and suddenly a whole fuckin team of owls came out of nowhere and started attacking me (wtf??? Confused ). As I only had a sweeper in hand, I started using it to kill those bitches.

Suddenly one came up close and grabbed my head with its claws. I could see its face and it had something weird. Instead of a beak, it had a human mouth that opened and closed slowly and was coming towards my face (what the fuckin hell??? Confused ).

I moved my head to scare it away and I saw my sister coming out of nowhere. I yelled at her telling her to help me, but she stayed still. I was like "COME AND HELP ME DAMMIT Mad " and I turned around and my grandma (yes, my fuckin grandma Shocked !) came towards me out of nowhere as well. She told me to say I was sorry to my sister for yelling at her. I was like "IM KINDA BUSY AT THE MOMENT Exclamation " but she insisted. I ran towards my sis and told her I was sorry for yelling at her, and suddenly every single owl disappeared, and my grandma walked away.

Then I woke up.

What a weird dream.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:32 pm    Post subject:  

I like how external stimuli can manifest themselves in dreams. For instance, I often fall asleep on one arm, and in my dream, that arm will be fucked up and won't work correctly until I wake up and realize it's gone numb.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:38 pm    Post subject:  

Well I sometimes sleep and when I wake up I can't feel my right pinky no matter how much I move it. I start feeling it again after like 2 minutes.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:54 pm    Post subject:  

Ze Kyle wrote:
I like how external stimuli can manifest themselves in dreams. For instance, I often fall asleep on one arm, and in my dream, that arm will be fucked up and won't work correctly until I wake up and realize it's gone numb.
Yeah! That's how I found out Alarm clocks don't work for me.
At first I thought the beeping was the house phone, so in the dream, I picked up the phone, but the beeping obviously persisted. So then I came to the conclusion it was a bomb. I looked all around my house for this bomb, the sound not fading in or our anywhere I moved.
Suddenly, the whole house exploded and all I could see was my hand disappear behind the dirt, and fire. I woke up like a cat hearing a loud noise.

And this other time, I left my Music player on all night w/ headphones. Hell yes. Night long of dream re-enacted anime openings, and Metal Gear memories.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:06 am    Post subject:  

The same thing happens when I fall asleep to an audiobook or the television. I often don't even notice the difference... except for details of the story or setting that are wrong.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:55 am    Post subject:  

I had a very strange dream last night. First I was on this very, very, very large bed. Big enough for a huge ammount of people on it. There was this small little black girl and her mother on the bed. Next to the little black girl was a small container of glitter. Her mother asked me if later on I could feed her a popsicle, put glitter on her head and read to her from Harry Potter 5 but edit out the sex scenes (are there sex scenes in Harry Potter 5? I don't know.)

Anyway I accidentally ate her popsicle without thinking about it so we had to go to this guys house in my neighborhood where he was having a party. I think it was all people from our old church. Things got interesting though when I saw Kurtwood Smith. He seemed to recognize me, as if he used to go to church with me but I didn't really remember. I asked him about his experience on That '70s Show and he got really upset and offended so I went in to the other room where they were playing a slideshow I made for the party. I picked this really somber classical music to go with it because at the time I thought it sounded nice but in practice it was just horrible, I was so upset.. Then the dream ended.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:06 am    Post subject:  

I had a dream last night I was fucking this chick. She reminded me of an older and more curvy Selena Gomez.

It was hot.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:28 am    Post subject:  

Solid Snake wrote:
I had a dream last night I was fucking this chick. She reminded me of an older and more curvy Selena Gomez.

It was hot.

Apparently dreaming about having sex with a woman means you're gay.

Apparently dreaming about having sex with a man means you're gay.

...

Anyway.
I had a dream where I was at some place that looked about 70% japanese 30% Western, it had 3 dogs in it and I would pick one up and cuddle it... But that doesn't matter.
The room with dogs in had a japanese style sliding door which lead outside to a garden of some sort.
I can't remember it perfectly, there's missing areas, but I remember being outside in this garden, and there being a blue smoke coming off my body which I acknowledged as some form of power.
Then there's a part where I threw some woman with red smoke through a car window, to the other side.

Crazy shit.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:30 am    Post subject:  

So anyone having a sex dream is gay?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:32 am    Post subject:  

DREAMING IS FOR FAGGOTS LOL

what the fuck?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:36 am    Post subject:  

That's what I heard.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:38 am    Post subject:  

I've heard if you're ring finger is longer than your index finger, you're a fruit! LOLOL

NOT FUCKING TRUE.

also, if your hand is bigger then your face, you have cancer!

ITS A TRICK

dont believe everything you hear, Kunty.

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