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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:47 pm    Post subject:  Ask the Almighty Vitamin D!
Subject description: Because it's about time...(for now)
 

Ok everyone, I dusted off the old grey matter and decided to put it to use. That use being you asking me a question that has been hammering away at your intelligence and/or judgement. Smile *rubs hand together* Alright, im ready!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject:  

Will a chimpanzee watch a porn film?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:05 pm    Post subject:  

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

Do missionaries approve of the missionary position?

It is said that some prehistoric species' brains are so small that they don't even know that they themselves exist...so is that why when you look at some people, they say "What are you looking at?"

I was going to ask why a frizbee appears larger the closer it gets, but then it hit me!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:06 pm    Post subject:  

How old are you and where do you live? I WANT MAP DIRECTIONS PEOPLE!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:28 pm    Post subject:  

If one train leaves Anaheim at 16.45 going 47 miles per hour, and another leaves Dallas at 19.15 going 60 miles per hour, where are you hiding the drugs?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:29 pm    Post subject:  

What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier next to each other and turned them on?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:32 pm    Post subject:  

Solidus wrote:
Will a chimpanzee watch a porn film?


Hell,they make their own!

Josh wrote:
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

Do missionaries approve of the missionary position?

It is said that some prehistoric species' brains are so small that they don't even know that they themselves exist...so is that why when you look at some people, they say "What are you looking at?"

I was going to ask why a frizbee appears larger the closer it gets, but then it hit me!


He can turn water into wine. I wish I could do that >^^<

Not so much as Mission tortillas...Oh wait thats just me.


Hahahaha...Good one. People really suck

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:34 pm    Post subject:  

HR! wrote:
If one train leaves Anaheim at 16.45 going 47 miles per hour, and another leaves Dallas at 19.15 going 60 miles per hour, where are you hiding the drugs?


Fuck you man! I pay for cable!

Kyle wrote:
What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier next to each other and turned them on?


Deoderant...I swear it.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:25 pm    Post subject:  

What's with this crap?



And why does this microwave have a "Chaos" button?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:35 pm    Post subject:  

If you took two balls filled with unidentified salution and clang them together untill one broke spilled all over you. Which one would break and what was in it?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:16 pm    Post subject:  

Why does my entire body hurt?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:17 pm    Post subject:  

Enormous phallus?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject:  

All I know is that it's some unknown virus, but I want Shank-Shank to answer that, since she knows all.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:27 pm    Post subject:  

will i ever get a job?
what will i be when i grow up?
how will i die?

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