weeee are not your kind of peeeeeeeople :: View topic - TGS 07: How to suck at MGS4, and how to suck at life

Continuing our coverage from Tokyo Game Show 2007, I have happy to see that somebody (JoyStiq) had the balls to videotape some gameplay from the well guarded demo.

However, I can't help but notice that whoever is playing the demo is playing it like it's... NOT Metal Gear.

To give the guy some credit, he could just be fucking around for the laughs. Hey, at least we have absolute proof that exclamation marks return!

What's more funny, though, are the responses. As you may know, I hate fanboys, and Guns of the Patriots has unfortunately been the target of fanboyfaggotry. Meaning that while it's is totally possible that Guns of the Patriots may suck, it not being on the Xbox 360 is the reason why it will suck to many. Likewise, it's apparently THEBESTGAMEEVER because it's on the PlayStation 3 to others.

I mean, I see people talking about how movies have better storylines than Metal Gear games (no shit), DualShock 3 will be bought separately (obviously, but who fucking cares?), how the environment looks very brown (because MGS did not look blue, MGS2 did not look orange, and MGS3 did not look green you fucking racist), how the trailer is totally CGI/prerendered (not true, but even if it was, who cares?), how Sony is evil (because Metal Gear = Sony all of a sudden), how anybody who liked Guns of the Patriots should use their hands for a controller instead of a men's magazine (because gaming > almost-naked girls by far), a guy who says that he loved Metal Gear for the NES (stopped reading his comments from there), and how Americans are stupid and should "go bad [sic] to Halo" (with even more horrible spelling and grammar).

Sure, the guy playing the demo might have sucked at the game, but fanboys still suck at life.

SOURCE: JoyStiq, Thatoneguy