TGS 07: Hideo Kojima feeds Major Spoiler some Rations

[Ravi Singh]

Continuing our Tokyo Game Show coverage, Gamespot got to talk with the one man who is THE man when it comes to Metal Gear!



No, not you Ryan. Sit down.

We mean Hideo Kojima, who decided to feed Major Spoiler some Rations and reveal some interesting facts about Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. This pretty much wraps up nearly everything that has been revealed at TGS this year, plus some other details you simply did not fucking know about.

Interesting things to point out:

The BOOTY AND TEH BEAST can be saved from their furfaggotry rather than just fucking killing them. You will also see which one of the wimmenz you just saved and you might be rewarded, somehow.

Sunny is sunny and everything revolves around her. Typical bitch. Also, Sunny is nine years old... however the game takes place during 2014, and she was born around 2007. TIME PARADOX!!!

Johnathan (aka Mohawk John) does not like getting it from behind. emoXwolf might.

If you are gay and didn't notice before, the Haven Troopers have tits. Huge tits.

How many weapons are there going to be, Kojima? OVER SEVENTY!!!

Kojima realized that selling Metal Gear Online separately would fucking suck, so the "STARTER PACK" that comes with Guns of the Patriots will essentially be the first version. New shit will be downloadable--however, it's entirely possible that they could charge for the new maps, rules, and nude mods.

Kojima wishes he did shit differently back in 1998.

While Kojima might want the Metal Gear series to continue (BECAUSE IT'S LIKE JAMES BOND), he actually does not want anyone else fucking with Solid Snake, regardless if he dies or not. I fucking agree. I also hope that by "Solid Snake" he also means "Big Boss."

Guns of the Patriots is totally the last game in the Solid Snake saga (or whatever the fuck you want to call it). ALL of your questions WILL be answered! Such questions include: "Who is the mystery man?" "Is Vamp immortal?" "Which one is canon, The Twin Snakes or the original?" "How many more retcons will this game make?" "Who is Major Spoiler?" "Why was Portable Ops so half-assed?" "METAL GEAR?!?!?" "Why does 1up want Kojima to eat a dick?" and "what."

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I keep getting the feeling that femininity will have some major role in MGS4, like how maternity (and some paternity, from Johnny, who'd tell you "no food for you!") was a central theme in MGS3. These are just things I notice lately but they're difficult to explain without sounding like an idiot.

Anyway, when I first saw the Haven Troopers in the trailer I thought they were similar to the Arsenal Gear tengus. I also thought Vamp took some of the tengu's attire like the 'cup and the leg plates, and I noticed how he wears something on his left arm that reminds me of Fat Man's suit.

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Speaking of those "Haven Troopers" (WTF happened to "Heaven" anyway?), why is it that they have these high-tech muscle-augmentation suits on, yet over-top, basic run-of-the-mill combat rigs/packs/etc.? And, they're wearing black suits, right? I could be mistaken, but I think they were black, and then they've got these ugly basic rigs on that are, for whatever reason, tan. Like seriously, did they create all of these characters and then just stumble upon Black Hawk's catalogue and toss in random shit for no reason? Why the attention to realism at *this point?

*Robotic women flying around with puppets whose blood is actually tiny computers that Liquicalot (sounds much better than "Liquid Ocelot" can control.

But anyway, it sounds like there's gonna be a lot of bosses this time around afterall. Not only are these Bionic-Bimbos after you, but Liquicalot's Cirque-du-soleil rejects flipping around after you, not to mention the retarded REX/Ray hybrid things, and surely Vamp and Liquicalot themselves, and I'm thinking perhaps Raiden, Meryl, and the rest of her team at some point as well, since Liquicalot's after this "SOP" that can potentially control them.

Just my hunches, but when have I ever been wrong before? (I want quotes, damnit!)

[Ravi Singh]