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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:46 am Post subject:

New Metal Gear shirts invite many phallic jokes

These are a pretty interesting pair of Metal Gear 25th Anniversary Shirts. We have all of the snakes. The "D" in all of them are highlighted. A bunch of snakes. All of them have a D in common. Suck it down. There's more of where that comes from if you ever find yourself wearing either of these. Even more funny, but not-penile related, is what Hideo Kojima had to say:

"You can see all Snakes' name from MG saga. In this Tshirt, Solidus =SOLID + US, and Old =SOLID - IS. Get it?"

The "SOLID - IS = OLD" is actually old, but SOLID + US (as in, the only fucking letters I need to ever learn; LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!) is new. I don't get it though. Solidus is basically Solid Snake except with more neoconservatism disguised as memetic Jeffesonian liberalism? Sorry, I have to admit, I'm just dropping words to impress you right now. Hit me up sometime, cutie.

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:51 am Post subject: Re: New Metal Gear shirts invite many phallic jokes

Ravi Singh wrote:

Solidus is basically Solid Snake except with more neoconservatism disguised as memetic Jeffesonian liberalism? Sorry, I have to admit, I'm just dropping words to impress you right now. Hit me up sometime, cutie.

Boner achieved.

But on the real, these shirts are stupid. I'd take any of the other ones over these.

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:41 am Post subject:

The red letters sound the the game over tune if you say them... maybe.

They look like crap. The meaning and the "get it" thing is pure Engrish as far as I can tell, WTF.

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:00 am Post subject:

Richter wrote:

The meaning and the "get it" thing is pure Engrish as far as I can tell, WTF.

I wonder what kind of emergency might that be.

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:49 am Post subject:

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So...

Solid Snake and Old Snake are two different characters?

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:22 am Post subject:

John wrote:

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http://thesnakesoup.org/briefing/images/2012/03/16/suckmyd.jpg

So...

Solid Snake and Old Snake are two different characters?

OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:21 am Post subject:

At least now it'll get people to stop bitching about their non-existent differences and how "out of character" one is to the other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrwNz24j_g&feature=relmfu#t=02m40s

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:27 pm Post subject:

I don't get it.

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:33 pm Post subject:

5D's...

Motherfucker...

It's a joke about how many shitty spin-offs the series has.

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:38 pm Post subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3rJe9CXACc&t=38s

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:40 pm Post subject:

I think he means that Solidus is an amalgamation of Solid Snake and "us", i.e. Hideo and his twitter followers, who voted for him in the 2005 election.

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:17 pm Post subject: Re: New Metal Gear shirts invite many phallic jokes

Ravi Singh wrote:

Get it?

No, I don't get it!

Edit:

Also, I never thought I'd see the word "Naked" followed by "Old" on a T-shrit.

Yechkk...

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:39 pm Post subject:

To me I took the D's meaning as "Deceased"

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:27 pm Post subject:

Dudeguys, maybe Kojima really is trying to tell us something! These shirts are actually a really deep statement about the series and life and shit brah. It all makes sense!

Or maybe they're just stupid fucking shirts.

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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:40 pm Post subject:

i dont understand why people like shirts with just fuking letters or words.

now this, is an awesome shirt

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