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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:48 pm Post subject:

My brother counted lick-for-lick once, with no biting or sucking. I don't remember what he told me, but I think it was around fifteen hundred licks. I know it was just under two thousand.

Do you mind that I answered for you, D?

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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 9:11 pm Post subject:

Your brother has LOTS of time in his hands.

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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 9:16 pm Post subject:

Why do people in New York talk funny?

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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 3:26 am Post subject:

i alswyas hacve tp shit, why?

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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:56 pm Post subject:

Kinsoku Jiko wrote:

Excuse me, MR D:
Even if you don't quite understand, which I doubt you wont:
For what reason must "it" continue?

For if it were not to continue, it would be the end of all of us.

Ze Kyle wrote:

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Who the fuck licks that shit anymore? I say suck that shit!
Whoa, prom night all over again.

Mathis wrote:

Do you mind that I answered for you, D?

S'cool. Mind that your answer don't count? Laughing

Julia wrote:

Why do people in New York talk funny?

Because it's the city that never sleeps. Everyone is too busy to stop and enunciate.

Justin Bieber wrote:

i alswyas hacve tp shit, why?

When I pound it in your ass, it loosens it all up. Sorry about that...

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Marvalo wrote:

i am not sure what this thread is about, but vitamin d wins

Douchey wrote:

Fuck you all, I'm excited for FFXIV.

Julia wrote:

Vit D..you are the Pimp Daddy of the Soup!

Alex =) wrote:

Who doesn't touch themselves while talking to Vitamin D?

Ravi Singh wrote:

You're so fucking dumb I'm going to ban you.

Julia wrote:

I love my Vitamin D!

GjpD88 wrote:

What a fucking great read!

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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 7:40 am Post subject:

Vit D, do you know you are the coolest guy on The Soup?

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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 7:47 am Post subject:

Cough* ....excuse me pussycat !?

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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 12:37 pm Post subject:

Vit D can sing Dean Martin songs, Mr. V.

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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 2:31 pm Post subject:

Vitamin D can go head-to-head against Sean Connery, Chuck Norris and Brian Blessed, and come out unscathed.

Vitamin D, your thoughts on your 3 main opponents? There weaknesses are respectively:
Claustrophobia, Paddles, and Lack of Condensed Milk.

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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:36 pm Post subject:

Julia wrote:

Vit D, do you know you are the coolest guy on The Soup?

Never knew that. Thanks for letting me know. Cool

Robert.V wrote:

Cough* ....excuse me pussycat !?

She said

Julia wrote:

Vit D, do you know you are the coolest guy on The Soup?

Julia wrote:

Vit D can sing Dean Martin songs, Mr. V.

That I have. I thought about singing some Elvis but Jackie Chan does a good job on it.

http://www.youtube.com/v/_Jvdbsj90Zk

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Kinsoku Jiko wrote:

Vitamin D can go head-to-head against Sean Connery, Chuck Norris and Brian Blessed, and come out unscathed.

That's not true. I'll definitely have blood on me.

.....their blood.

Kinsoku Jiko wrote:

Vitamin D, your thoughts on your 3 main opponents? There weaknesses are respectively:
Claustrophobia, Paddles, and Lack of Condensed Milk.

Well to think of them as opponents would be to think them an enemy. Fighting leads to more fighting. If I must endure a battle then I go by the logic a wise man once said.

-It is not about anger, it's about peace.

-It is not about power, it's about grace.

-It is not about knowing your enemy, it's about knowing yourself.

Marvalo wrote:

i am not sure what this thread is about, but vitamin d wins

Douchey wrote:

Fuck you all, I'm excited for FFXIV.

Julia wrote:

Vit D..you are the Pimp Daddy of the Soup!

Alex =) wrote:

Who doesn't touch themselves while talking to Vitamin D?

Ravi Singh wrote:

You're so fucking dumb I'm going to ban you.

Julia wrote:

I love my Vitamin D!

GjpD88 wrote:

What a fucking great read!

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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:47 pm Post subject:

Vitamin D wrote:

Kinsoku Jiko wrote:

Vitamin D can go head-to-head against Sean Connery, Chuck Norris and Brian Blessed, and come out unscathed.

That's not true. I'll definitely have blood on me.

.....their blood.

You always say the most epic things...

D, Are you god?

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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:49 pm Post subject:

Kinsoku Jiko wrote:

Vitamin D can go head-to-head against ... Brian Blessed, and come out unscathed.

weaknesses are Lack of Condensed Milk.

Is 'beard' a weakness or strength?

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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 8:10 pm Post subject:

PollyannaX wrote:

Vitamin D wrote:

Kinsoku Jiko wrote:

Vitamin D can go head-to-head against Sean Connery, Chuck Norris and Brian Blessed, and come out unscathed.

That's not true. I'll definitely have blood on me.

.....their blood.

You always say the most epic things...

Thank you! Cool

Maybe it's because I'm the coolest guy on The Soup. (Thanks again Julia!)

PollyannaX wrote:

D, Are you god?

I'd prefer to think myself more of a god damn!

DILDO FERRET > wrote:

Kinsoku Jiko wrote:

Vitamin D can go head-to-head against ... Brian Blessed, and come out unscathed.

weaknesses are Lack of Condensed Milk.

Is 'beard' a weakness or strength?

It's a strength unless it's shaved off. Like that one dude in religious time....oh what was his name. Oh yeah ZZ Top.

Marvalo wrote:

i am not sure what this thread is about, but vitamin d wins

Douchey wrote:

Fuck you all, I'm excited for FFXIV.

Julia wrote:

Vit D..you are the Pimp Daddy of the Soup!

Alex =) wrote:

Who doesn't touch themselves while talking to Vitamin D?

Ravi Singh wrote:

You're so fucking dumb I'm going to ban you.

Julia wrote:

I love my Vitamin D!

GjpD88 wrote:

What a fucking great read!

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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 8:17 pm Post subject:

I want my money back, that was crappy.

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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 8:26 pm Post subject:

All sales are final.

*taps at sign*

Marvalo wrote:

i am not sure what this thread is about, but vitamin d wins

Douchey wrote:

Fuck you all, I'm excited for FFXIV.

Julia wrote:

Vit D..you are the Pimp Daddy of the Soup!

Alex =) wrote:

Who doesn't touch themselves while talking to Vitamin D?

Ravi Singh wrote:

You're so fucking dumb I'm going to ban you.

Julia wrote:

I love my Vitamin D!

GjpD88 wrote:

What a fucking great read!

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