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That's it, hostile takeover - I'm claiming this site!
01-16-2016, 11:43 AM
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That's it, hostile takeover - I'm claiming this site!
My first order of business is this:

Condo. Short for Condominium. Why? It's a "CondoMinium," so it should be called "Condom" for short. That way, you could say that you've had the same Condom for ten years, and many many women. Multiple women, one Condom, don't even clean that Condom very often, sometimes you let your friends use that Condom when you're gone, sometimes you have parties and many people use that Condom during the night and so forth.

More to come!

:D

CANUCKLEHEAD
He's just a prick

I just saved 100% on stress by switching to Not Giving A Fuck
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04-01-2016, 02:44 PM
Post: #2
RE: That's it, hostile takeover - I'm claiming this site!
Trying too hard there bruh
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04-01-2016, 06:17 PM
Post: #3
RE: That's it, hostile takeover - I'm claiming this site!
Too hard, or not hard enough?

I'm so fucking hard right now...

CANUCKLEHEAD
He's just a prick

I just saved 100% on stress by switching to Not Giving A Fuck
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04-02-2016, 09:43 AM (This post was last modified: 04-02-2016 09:49 AM by Ze Moleman.)
Post: #4
RE: That's it, hostile takeover - I'm claiming this site!
Is it a latex condom? I've always wanted to live in one of those!
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04-02-2016, 02:59 PM
Post: #5
RE: That's it, hostile takeover - I'm claiming this site!
It sure is! You'll be glad you...came? Ah hoy hoy! ;P

CANUCKLEHEAD
He's just a prick

I just saved 100% on stress by switching to Not Giving A Fuck
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