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Dear Mr. Kojima, EAT A DICK!
September 02, 2007 07:49 am
An internet detective managed to catch a (OMG-type) SECRET MESSAGE of H8 from 1up.com during a "1up Show" video reviewing some Wii game that was overhyped by even Nintendo themselves, as my Wii decided to glow it's blue light to let me know that I can download some kind of video for said game, even though I could care less.
Anyways, around halfway through this hour-long video, the terrorist message appears.:
This message is very bad and apparently proved that 1up.com MUST be Xbox 360 fanboys, because only they could be capable of saying bad things about Hideo Kojima. This is allegedly in retaliation to Guns of the Patriots being on the PlayStation 3, since only Xbox fanboys think the idea of a port is a big fucking deal.
The detective's peers and such had this to say about the message of pure h8: 1up is gay, 1up is immature, EGM is gay (EGM = 1up.com as of this moment), this is dirty ass shit, 1up is seriously gay, 1up are anti-PS3, 1up are ugly nerds (gaming news should be covered by hot cool guys), 1up is homo, Xbox = gay, you are gay, saying somebody should eat a dick is gay, Metroid is gay, and such. There are a few people who point out that there is no indication that 1up.com is actually being serious with that message, Xbox 360 fanboys, anti-PS3, or gay but... but... OMG still they talked bad about Kojima! Kojima!!! WRY DOES 1UP H8 KOJIMA?!! To top it all off, they wrote the entire message on an Xbox 360 box! (Hint: no they didn't)
Do you know what I think? That message is bad because it's totally unoriginal. Try this out for size, only took me less than five minutes around 4:30AM, and I need a haircut:
If you can't laugh at yourself, the things you like, and how small your inadequate cock is, why not go elsewhere and let us normal people have some fun? I'm betting anything that Kojima, since he has a sense of humor, would make this face:
Even if ONE 1up.com employee seriously does think that Hideo Kojima should absolutely eat a dick, well... why the fuck should you give a damn? Maybe Kojima should, I don't know the man personally, so I wouldn't know if he needs to eat a dick or not. I doubt it, but hey, you never know.
SOURCE: GameTrailers.com Drama Club