MGS4 - It's a wrap! Modesty! Trailers! Spoilers! UPDATED!
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May 13, 2008 04:20 am
I guess Kojima Productions finally finished that game they were working on. You may have heard about it, Heavy Medal Gear Solid 4 for the Tripple. Yeah I thought so. Anyways, right after getting butthurt at Kojima's modesty, Slowtaku decided to go ahead and join this PR bukkake called a "wrap party."
Hideo Kojima is so modest that he overslept and woke up to angry phone calls exclaiming "GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE TRUCK" so he didn't have time to fix his hair.
What the fuck am I though, TMZ? Some guy who thinks he's PSN buddies with this modest man? You? Let's get to the fucking point. Wait, I don't have one.
Whereas it seemed like all Japan was getting was a device that I still am completely fucking clueless about, they decided that selling ONE MEEEEELION copies on the first day wouldn't provide enough money to pay back the epic loan Konami pulled out to pay those iPod advertisement artists that wanted $1 million for a fucking intro, so here's the numerous items you will be able to buy that will be branded with Metar Gear Sorridu 4! (Some of these also appear in the game itself... also, Snake has a 30GB white 5th generation iPod he takes with him to the mission because he's fucking hip and a sell out)
MGS4 Regain energy drink
MGS4 duck alarm clock
MGS4 Salaryman cell phone game (what)
MGS4 and MGO T-shirts
MGS4 Triumph motorcycle (I am not fucking joking)
Sony, realizing that this is practically their biggest exclusives, decided to make ads about the game. Since they're Japanese, they're very simple and modest. They're pretty much how it'll be out 6.12, and how fucking shiny PlayStation 3's are in Japan.
EDIT: We're not done here. One more. if you've already seen the E3 2006 trailer where Snake becomes an attention whore by putting his gun in his mouth, then there's aren't any spoilers within here. Fuck, that gun-in-mouth scene isn't even in here.
Lastly, while Japan gets to have a fucking motorcycle, there will be "something planned" at midnight during the launch in New York City and Los Angeles. Shit son, will I be crashing some event in LA with a megaphone and some spoilers? I guess we'll have to wait for more information.
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